Living with faith

Dartford Festival 2007 From floodge in My life in brief (855 days old)

I think I will tell you all about how wonderful my local council is (ha ha). Every year in July they have a festival- Which has various musical acts over 2 days. This year we have the musical delight… more

Tour de France From floodge in My life in brief (855 days old)

Hello Feel compelled to tell you about my wonderful day today Of course as most of you are aware It's the starting weekend of the Tour de France. So Myself and my family were up at an unusual h… more

Housework From floodge in My life in brief (998 days old)

I have decided that the world must be against me- work persons are digging up the road outside my house- whenever they start there big manly tools( or the ones they think make them look manly)it p… more

Such a great day From floodge in My life in brief (1000 days old)

Today has been a really boring day! I woke up to find cable company have messed up again and have disconnected my bloody phone and cable TV.( the only thing now worth watching on terrestrial tv- an… more

For all the romantics From floodge in My life in brief (1001 days old)

It has been a very long time since my last blog- but here is a sweet thing that I have added a link to, for all you lovely romantic softies out there. I have been totally addicted to this for the last… more

Hello Again: Joke of the day From floodge in My life in brief (1062 days old)

Hello Again. I have been away from blogging for a few months - my mother board on the computer blew and I had to wait 3 months for an engineer to come out and fix it- meanwhile calling 0845 numbers f… more

Good Morning From floodge in My life in brief (1181 days old)

I am a bit befuddled as I have only just woken up- Can't believe the kids have only just woken up too- unbelievable (that's obviously why I can't believe it) Dinner at my mother and father in laws … more

Joke of the day #2 From floodge in My life in brief (1182 days old)

Criminal Mastermind An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who h… more

Joke of the day. From floodge in My life in brief (1182 days old)

Yes they are back- Sorry about the break. Electric Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the … more

What is this folk/ traditional song called? From floodge in My life in brief (1193 days old)

On a trip to Newcastle about 7 years ago- I was talked into going to a folk club- boo hiss I thought! but I actually really enjoyed it - everybody took their own instruments and had a sort of traditio… more

Football supporters joke of the day From floodge in My life in brief (1240 days old)

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister: "I've decided to be an England supporter and … more

last joke for today- I promise From floodge in My life in brief (1246 days old)

BALL LICKER Two men are walking down the road and see a dog licking its balls. The first man says: "Gee, I wish I could do that." The second man replies: "Better pet him first. He might bite… more

Blonde joke - doh! From floodge in My life in brief (1246 days old)

A BLONDE'S BRAIN AT WORK A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home e… more

BABY ON BOARD From floodge in My life in brief (1246 days old)

Before you read on, you may be interested to know that this was voted the UK's favourite joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the u… more

Can't help it- found this very amusing indeed! From floodge in My life in brief (1246 days old)

ROUND THE BEND A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!' … more

Joke of the day #2 From floodge in My life in brief (1246 days old)

BLONDES DREAM A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor. Doctor: "What is your dream about?" Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..." Doctor: "So, where are you in… more

Sick - (but funny) joke of the day From floodge in My life in brief (1260 days old)

Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a Plane for her birthday! Although he'll need to buy immac for the other leg!… more

SAY NO TO CRACK From floodge in My life in brief (1271 days old)

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New study on ladies bum sizes. From floodge in My life in brief (1271 days old)

WOMEN'S BUM SIZE STUDY There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: A. 85% of women think their ass is too fat..… more

Church Message board From floodge in My life in brief (1282 days old)

Actual messages left on Church Bullitin Board -Don't let worry kill you- let the church help. -Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. -Remember in prayer the ma… more

Newspaper Headlines- From floodge in My life in brief (1282 days old)

Stating The bloody obvious: If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while War dims hope for peace Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency Cold wave linked to tempe… more

Mouse From floodge in My life in brief (1282 days old)

Yesterday, I had the fright of my life- My husband and I had had a few of those little dumpy french beers Saturday evening- Well I must have missed a bottle when I was tidying up that evening W… more

More funny quotes From floodge in My life in brief (1282 days old)

"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman) - "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" (David Coleman) - "We now have… more

Funny quotes From floodge in My life in brief (1282 days old)

- From the interviewee: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman) - "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) -… more

Court Room Drama From floodge in My life in brief (1282 days old)

For those of you who have not had the pleasure in reading these- these are true statements made during court hearings- compiled and made into a wonderful book (and then email) by court reporters Qu… more

Blonde joke- no offence From floodge in My life in brief (1284 days old)

Horseback Riding A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tri… more

Joke of the day From floodge in My life in brief (1287 days old)

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed h… more

Joke of the St Georges day From floodge in My life in brief (1297 days old)

Happy St Georges Day everybody heres something to cheer you up Q: What's the difference between England and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer Q. Why has Kevin keegan ban… more

My Mum From floodge in My life in brief (1298 days old)

Today I shall be meeting my mother- aah bless- apparently she decided to colour her ash blonde hair with a smidge of grey- a sort of red colour ( thinking it wuld turn a sort of gold colour which was … more

Joke of the day- the old uns are the best From floodge in My life in brief (1300 days old)

There was a bus conductor, and he was good at his job. He worked at it for a long time, and after several years of this, he ended up getting really dissatisfied. One day, he went into work, and … more